ballister blackheart hates to turn up out of the blue uninvited but he hopes ambrosious goldenloin will see his arm and be reminded that for him it isn’t over

getting a kick out of listening to adele while writing ballister blackheart tho

upset for no discernible reason despite having a great night out

1:40 AM with 2 notes
September 20
tagged: gonna go write surly nimona fic i guess  

missivesfromghosts no it’s not that he won’t it’s that he is really bad at names, he consistently calls our teacher the wrong thing, it’s just kind of like why was that the name you got stuck on come on man

8:19 PM with 2 notes
September 19

I find myself taking notes for a disabled dude in class and afterward he asked me if I were a boy or girl and I was like, uh, what do you think? No one outright asks me that usually? Also I think I need to return to my policy of not telling people my birth name, even though it’s a good name, because now he keeps accidentally calling me that and I am like dude you literally knew me as james first what the hell

On the other hand if he tells people I get to witness them awkwardly avoiding asking me about it which is legitimately fun

I’ve made a terrible mistake

Welp class is starting right now and I’m still stuck in oakland traffic

5:01 PM with 0 notes
September 19
tagged: I'm so getting yelled at   james problems  

abyssalpit hell yeah I love being on pseudo amphetamines

(Especially right now, withdrawal is a pain and a half)

4:54 PM with 2 notes
September 19

im really upset and worried about scotland right now, uk nationalists are fuckin terrifying

My pharmacy forgot to fill my ritalin prescription and long story short I am super late to class, woe is me etc

4:42 PM with 3 notes
September 19

they voted no

4:14 PM with 3 notes
September 19
tagged: scotland  

it’s the kind of evening where i grumpily attempt to rewrite joe jackson’s “real men” and just end up getting angry at people on songmeanings.com

thanks to nimona i will never complain about any other fandom’s diminutive size again

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Also works for the genderfluid community. ^^

uh……. yes?

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
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