ballister blackheart hates to turn up out of the blue uninvited but he hopes ambrosious goldenloin will see his arm and be reminded that for him it isn’t over
getting a kick out of listening to adele while writing ballister blackheart tho
upset for no discernible reason despite having a great night out
missivesfromghosts no it’s not that he won’t it’s that he is really bad at names, he consistently calls our teacher the wrong thing, it’s just kind of like why was that the name you got stuck on come on man
I find myself taking notes for a disabled dude in class and afterward he asked me if I were a boy or girl and I was like, uh, what do you think? No one outright asks me that usually? Also I think I need to return to my policy of not telling people my birth name, even though it’s a good name, because now he keeps accidentally calling me that and I am like dude you literally knew me as james first what the hell
On the other hand if he tells people I get to witness them awkwardly avoiding asking me about it which is legitimately fun
Welp class is starting right now and I’m still stuck in oakland traffic
abyssalpit hell yeah I love being on pseudo amphetamines
(Especially right now, withdrawal is a pain and a half)
im really upset and worried about scotland right now, uk nationalists are fuckin terrifying
My pharmacy forgot to fill my ritalin prescription and long story short I am super late to class, woe is me etc
it’s the kind of evening where i grumpily attempt to rewrite joe jackson’s “real men” and just end up getting angry at people on songmeanings.com
thanks to nimona i will never complain about any other fandom’s diminutive size again
Also works for the genderfluid community. ^^
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.