there are no fucking lifeboats

May 29

dr-killjoy asked: A sprained ankle.

what have I had about four too many of in my life and still suffer from the effects of today?

YOUR BASS IS NOT IMPRESSIVE

TURN THAT SHIT DOWN SON

no seriously you know these speakers are boom-y get that bass out of here it is seriously destroying your song

and also my eardrums

onlymetahuman asked: that loveable rogue, snake eater

what is a nickname I’ve secretly desired to earn but never had the nerve to take the opportunity when presented to me

jeopardy tmi tuesday. -

revolutionator:

sammneiland:

where you give me the answers and i ask the questions.

lets do this.

hello i like these
i can give myself one as a reward for every 50 words or so 

i’m trapped in finals and slowly dying of boredom

please help

May 27

rebleaching the front of my hair aw yeah

either this will look great or i’ll just do the rest after

May 26

kodamahugs replied to your post: kodamahugs replied to your post: wow i had…

tits

and ass

kodamahugs replied to your post: wow i had intended to go to fanime for like a…

crevs on my hso team stop talking to my people you loathsome bilge rat

crev’s my brorail now you can’t stop destiny

wow i had intended to go to fanime for like a couple hours, meet up with some folks and then depart

but then i decided to tell a kanaya that i really liked her costume and SUDDENLY I WAS SWEPT UP IN A VAST WAVE OF HOMESTUCK AND EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURT

there were a million daves and i out-punned everyone and we all hit on everyone and had a drawing party and crev (the kanaya) and i bonded really quickly (as you do) and i feel kind of bad for sort of ignoring olivia and blythe and desiree but it was just such a really great fandom experience

like, this is what cons to me are about

anyway i guess i’m going back on sunday for the homestuck meetup, at which point i will have re-bleached my hair and maybe acquired some new shades that aren’t broken?

also i found $20 

May 25

just a really late warning that i will be lurking outside of fanime today tumblr

and i will have a guitar

I’m a Grey Warden, Baby (Call Me, Maybe)

boffingbyron:

My father was the teyrn
I stood and watched my house burn
My honour I tried to earn
As Arl Howe kicked our butts
Went on to Ostagar
Duncan said I would be a star
But there would be no cigar
If I don’t kill darkspawn

Alistair was a doofus
Led us through the Wilds
Genlocks trying to shoot us
Where you think you’re going, baby?

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But you fight so well
So join me, maybe?
I’m a Grey Warden, we could use you
Have this tainted blood
And drink it, baby
Hey, she’s a wild witch
And this is crazy
But she’s got great tits
She can join our party
And all the other candidates died on the spot
But I pulled right through
I’m a Grey Warden, baby

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[video]

i am so clever

hey I just met you
and it’s been ages
but I’m Harvaldar 
so call me maybe?

and all the other Venn
try to invade me
be my Harskialdna
and call me maybe? 

poppysaide replied to your post: poppysaide replied to your post: anders why are…

lmao eight AM is when i went to bed last night…. /)_(\ hahaha but i’m just used to waiting a long time for ppl in california 2 get online/wake up

well when i’m not busy in the morning i’ll probs continue to be online early. my circadian cycle is fucked but it’s somewhat consistent i guess

i was about to say i miss staying up until eight am and then realised i actually just pulled two all-nighters in the space of a week and no i really don’t miss it 

vileplumage replied to your post: vileplumage replied to your post: anders why are…

RIGHT?? At least others comment on the ridiculousness of Anders’s feathers (although other mages have them too—lookin’ at you, Marethari)

i guess anders is less likely to rip their hearts out for insulting his fashion sense

or maybe they thought about it, realised fenris probably didn’t have the opportunity to choose what he wears, and let the subject lie

anders wouldn’t but he is also guilty of ridiculous feathers

NOT THAT THIS WOULD STOP HIM

poppysaide replied to your post: anders why are you goddamn hard to draw what is…

why are you awake its early in california

i asked myself the same question actually

but i get up much earlier for work! so eight is actually sort of leisurely for me, i guess. i’m still in bed if that makes it any better?